Donations

Consulting Fees

Depending on your requirements, My mood, how much you piss Me off, and the amount of preparation I will have to go through before and after our session, rates will vary. Donation rates for My consulting time start at $US1,000 per hour up to $US5,000 per hour. After you have emailed Me your requirements I will provide you with a quotation.

Negotiating Rates

Unless you want to be drugged and wake up duct taped naked to a telephone pole in Jinotega, Honduras, do not bother to try to negotiate My rates. .

Payment

40% nonrefundable deposit due in advance of our session. I will provide you means of payment instructions after we speak on the phone. Email Me first, then if I decide to move forward, I will provide you a phone number. Do not call Me from a blocked phone number.